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[sleigh bells jingling]

2
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[Jesper] <i>Letters.</i>

3
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<i>You don't really write many these days,
do you?</i>

4
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<i>But I bet there's one you never forget.</i>

5
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<i>Send it off to a certain plump guy
in a red suit</i>

6
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<i>and, provided
you've kept your act together</i>

7
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<i>more or less,</i>

8
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<i>he'll drop off a toy or two.</i>

9
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<i>And yet, no one seems to wonder</i>

10
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<i>how the whole thing
got started in the first place.</i>

11
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<i>This is a story about letters,
and it began...</i>

12
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<i>with this one.</i>

13
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[festive music plays]

14
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[bell ringing]

15
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[whistle blows]

16
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[cadets grunting]

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[Drill Sergeant] ...74, 75, 76...

18
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- [grunting continues]
- ...77, 78, 79,

19
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- 80!
- Drill Sergeant, sir!

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All the way from the top!
Dispatch for one of your cadets!

21
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It's for him, sir.

22
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[gasps]

23
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[growls]

24
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Cadet Johanssen!

25
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[sips] Mmm-mmm-mmm!

26
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Stop.

27
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Don't tell me. Let me try to guess.

28
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I give up. Who are you?

29
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Sarge!

30
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Drill Sarge! Have a seat.
Can I get you something to drink?

31
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An espresso? A cappuccino?

32
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Aren't you supposed to be
in equestrian training?

33
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

34
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No worries.
I've got someone covering for me.

35
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[groans] Dispatch
from the Postmaster General's Office!

36
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What?

37
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Sarge, is that for real?

38
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Don't tease me now. [chuckles]

39
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Here, hold these.

40
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Ah, well, I was expecting this
a little bit sooner,

41
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but, yup, summoned to the dragon's lair.

42
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Go ahead and cancel
the Drill Sergeant's espresso, actually.

43
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And, uh, here, why don't you finish mine?

44
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- I'm not gonna be needing it anymore...
- [growls]

45
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...and I'm gonna take one last look
around the old place so I can forget it.

46
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Mmm-hmm. Got it. All right, let's go.

47
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[growls]

48
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[Postmaster] Nine months.

49
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It's been nine months
since I used every ounce of my influence

50
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to get you into the Royal Postal Academy.

51
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Actually, nine months and six days,
but who's counting?

52
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What? No croutons?

53
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Oh, man, come on!

54
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Shall we take account
of your progress then?

55
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Definitely.

56
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- Sergeant.
- [Drill Sergeant] Yes, sir!

57
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Sorting and filing:

58
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<i>total failure.</i>

59
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<i>Carrier pigeon care and handling...</i>

60
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[pigeon coos]

61
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<i>...abysmal performance.</i>

62
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<i>- Transport of fragile merchandise...</i>
- [Jesper whistling]

63
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<i>...worst on record.</i>

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Well, there you have it.

65
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But, hey, we gave it the old college try,
didn't we?

66
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Guess I'll just go pack up
and head home then. Too bad.

67
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Darn, oh, darn.

68
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- Stay right where you are.
- No, Dad!

69
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You're right. When will I grow up?

70
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When will I stop squandering
all these opportunities,

71
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which you so kindly forced me into,

72
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and become my own man?

73
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I guess I must really hanker down
and rethink my priorities.

74
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All wrapped up in my silk sheets
with some caviar and a sherry...

75
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You still buy the same brand, right?

76
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You think I'm just going to
watch you purposely fail

77
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and then let you waltz right back

78
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to a privileged life
void of any purpose or meaning?

79
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Well, yeah. Where else would I...

80
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Congratulations. You are now a postman.

81
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- [gasps]
- Come again?

82
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You are to establish
a working postal office in...

83
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Smeerensburg.

84
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You've got one year.

85
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What? A year? Where? Smeerensburg?

86
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What is...
What's happening right now? Dad?

87
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Six thousand letters will suffice.

88
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Stamped by your own hand.

89
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And listen carefully, Jesper.

90
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If you fail to get those letters,
you're cut off.

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No more fancy apartments,

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- stagecoach, clothes, galas...
- [grunts]

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All gone.

94
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You can look forward to
a cozy spot in the gutter.

95
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- But...
- Six thousand letters, one year.

96
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You can't cheat, bribe
or squirm your way out of this one.

97
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Dad! Come on!
It's me. Let's talk about this, man.

98
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It's your son, Jesper! Little Jespie!

99
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Remember, I...
"Daddy, can I help you mail the letters?

100
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Can I help you put the medals
in the letters

101
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and put them in a stamp with the..."

102
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W-w-wait!

103
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Do you know how long it took
to press this uniform?

104
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I don't either,
but it took somebody hours.

105
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Hello?

106
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Burghard! Finally, a friendly face.
Can you believe what they...

107
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Burghard, I'm not in the coach with you.
Burghard?

108
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[Drill Sergeant] Sir,
I'm all for discipline, but Smeerensburg?

109
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Isn't that a bit excessive?

110
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[sighs]

111
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That boy needs a wake-up call, Sergeant.
And who knows?

112
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Someday he might even thank me for it.

113
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[sarcastically] Thank you, Dad!

114
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This is really wonderful, Father.
Thank you so much.

115
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This is great, Dad.

116
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Really, really great.

117
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Thanks, Dad!

118
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[strains and grunts]

119
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Thank you!

120
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I love this terrible coach ride.

121
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Thank you so much!

122
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank...

123
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[huffs]

124
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[clears throat]

125
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You go back to the intersection.
You make a left at the dead tree.

126
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You're welcome.

127
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What? No. I'm not lost.

128
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Trust me, you are.

129
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[laughs] Funny! Say, nice boat!

130
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Any chance you might
actually get on it today?

131
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What was that?

132
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New postman. Smeerensburg.

133
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Which is on an island,
which is surrounded by water,

134
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which I need a boat to get to,
which you have.

135
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Are we starting to connect the dots?

136
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[chuckles]

137
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[Mogens whistling]

138
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Is the weather always like this?

139
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Eh. We're having a bit of a heat wave.

140
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Huh?

141
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There she is. Smeerensburg.

142
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Charming, huh?
Why, you should see it in the spring.

143
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That's when those grays really pop.

144
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[Mogens whistling]

145
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What happened here?

146
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Oh! Uh, colorful local traditions.
Quirky folklore. That kind of thing.

147
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All part of this quaint town's
vibrant culture.

148
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[children giggling]

149
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No, no! Why you...

150
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Oh, you rotten vermin! [yelling]

151
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[shushes]

152
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Where is everyone?

153
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Everyone?

154
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I thought there would be
some sort of a reception.

155
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Oh! Right. Right, the reception.
Of course, the reception.

156
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It's good you reminded me.

157
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You just ring the bell over there and,
uh... and then the reception will start.

158
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- The bell?
- Yep. Give it a go.

159
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And they'll come out.

160
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Why, they'll have a band, hors d'oeuvres
and, uh... and the key to the city.

161
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All that reception stuff.

162
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Really?

163
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- Out here?
- Why, of course!

164
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Well, it's not every day they get
a brand-new postman from the big city.

165
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[bell ringing]

166
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[all yelling and clamoring]

167
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Huh?

168
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[clamoring continues]

169
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What's happening?

170
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[gasping]

171
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[screams]

172
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[panting]

173
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- Whoa! Whoa! [gasps]
- [man groans]

174
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- [roars]
- [Jesper] Aah!

175
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Ow, they're biting!
Ow, get off! Get off! Get off!

176
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[shudders]

177
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[yelps]

178
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[Mogens] Isn't this nice?

179
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And you thought they forgot.

180
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Quick! Get me out of here! [screams]

181
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[continues screaming]

182
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- Uh...
- What's going on out here?

183
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,684
- Why is everybody just standing around?
- [Mrs. Krum] Well!

184
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Look who's finally throwing in the towel!

185
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Throwing in the... Us?

186
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,541
Ha! That's rich!

187
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,285
Admit it!
You weaseled out and rang the bell!

188
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:32,205
[Mr. Ellingboe] An Ellingboe? Never!
It was one of you critters!

189
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Don't you dare raise your voice at me!

190
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- Oh, there you go!
- You rang that bell!

191
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- You know you rang... Oh!
- [Magdalone growls]

192
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[Mr. Ellingboe] You chicken out,
and now you want to pin it on us!

193
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- [Mrs. Krum] Unbelievable!
- We were plowing the snow...

194
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,745
[Jesper] Oh, whoa! Hey!

195
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,463
Huh. What've you got there, children?

196
00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:46,711
- Mine!
- [Jesper straining]

197
00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:48,881
Pumpkin, show Daddy what you found.

198
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,378
[continues straining]

199
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:51,458
[huffs]

200
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Mine.

201
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[gasping]

202
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000
This is no way to treat a person!

203
00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:00,293
Certainly not this person!

204
00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:01,745
Just one second. Let me just...

205
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:02,753
A postman?

206
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,083
- Pfft. Give me a break.
- When will they learn?

207
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,956
Hey! They've sent us another postman!

208
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,831
[all laughing]

209
00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,286
All right. All right.

210
00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:16,035
You don't know who I am,
so I'm gonna let this one slide.

211
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,995
Okay? But let's just say
I'm not really a postman.

212
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,253
Well, I am, because it's
our family business. My father's a...

213
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,101
- Don't get me started, because it's...
- Where were we? Oh, yeah. Bell, please!

214
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,684
- [chuckles]
- [Jesper] Life is too short

215
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,668
- to go into details, but... [gasps]
- [villagers clamoring]

216
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,170
[exclaiming]

217
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,423
[grunts and pants]

218
00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,831
[panting]

219
00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:43,076
[Alva] Come to the counter.
I'll be right out.

220
00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,166
All right, listen.

221
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:48,788
Whoever's there, I warn you,
you do not want to mess with me. Okay?

222
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,375
Holy mackerel! Oh, the smell!

223
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,128
Fresh out of mackerel.
Only herring and burbot today.

224
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,208
[grunts]

225
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,333
Oh. [retches]

226
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:01,670
Oh.

227
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:05,670
Uniform, cold sweat, scared stiff,
shaking in your boots.

228
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,420
All right, I'm gonna just
take a wild guess here.

229
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,130
You are the latest mailman,

230
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,418
and the ferryman tricked you
into ringing the Battle Bell.

231
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,830
The Battle Bell?
What kind of a town has a Battle Bell?

232
00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:20,226
Can we open a window in here or something?
I can't pretend any...

233
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,380
- [villagers clamoring]
- Welcome to Smeerensburg,

234
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,918
home of the world's finest feuds.

235
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,330
Feuds?

236
00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,076
- [object falling]
- Grudges, bickering,

237
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,666
the Krums versus the Ellingboes.

238
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,351
- So...
- [object lands heavily]

239
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:35,495
...are you gonna buy something,
or are you just here to chitchat?

240
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,041
Wait.

241
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:41,251
Isn't this a school?
Shouldn't there be children and a teacher?

242
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,173
Oh! Yes! Oh, thank you! Thank you!

243
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,500
I knew I was forgetting something!
Children!

244
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:47,673
Thank you!

245
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:49,326
You're the teacher?

246
00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,746
Okay, here's how it works.

247
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I sell fish, and then the person
on the other side of the counter...

248
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,830
- That would be you. You buy...
- Holy moly! That's you?

249
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,960
What happened?

250
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:01,201
- What happened was...
- That's... That came out wrong.

251
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,290
I took a teaching job

252
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:05,375
at a place where people
don't send their kids to school!

253
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,434
- [splutters]
- Mingling with their sworn enemy's spawn?

254
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,208
- [exclaims]
- Oh, no! We can't have that!

255
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:13,131
So, now I'm reduced to doing this
so I can get some money

256
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:17,378
and start fresh
somewhere far, far away from here.

257
00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,666
Are you going to buy something?

258
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:22,828
Herring's on sale today.

259
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,665
[door opens]

260
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,750
Ah! There you are.
I wondered where you'd scurried off to!

261
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,253
Morning, Miss. Alva.

262
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,583
- [Alva] Mogens.
- Come on, sport!

263
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,786
I saved the best for last!

264
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,003
Home sweet home.

265
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,213
- Ow! What the...
- [boy laughs]

266
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,381
- Mail that, postman!
- Now wait a minute, that's completely...

267
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,998
Go home, you loser!

268
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,923
Oh, yeah? Well, if I'm a loser,
then you're a, uh...

269
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,790
You're too far. You're gone.

270
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:56,786
[Mogens grunts]

271
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,875
[clucking]

272
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,826
Well, lots of nice, natural light,

273
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,786
rustic touches, central air
and panoramic views.

274
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,075
- Perfect for animal lovers.
- [clucks]

275
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,923
- Enjoy.
- Wait! Wait!

276
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,710
This can't be right! I...

277
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:19,326
[chuckles] Oh, I get it. Did my father
put you up to this? Good one.

278
00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:20,916
Ha ha. You got me.

279
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,080
Okay, well, enough of that.
Show me where I'm really staying.

280
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,376
I'd like a hot bath
and a look at the dinner menu.

281
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,250
Here, let me help you out. [clears throat]

282
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,753
You're a postman in Smeerensburg,

283
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,753
which is on an island
cut off from the world,

284
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,213
frigid cold, angry, violent neighbors,

285
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,751
and this is home now.

286
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:42,293
Are we starting to connect the dots?

287
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,125
Aah!

288
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:47,998
Ugh.

289
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,495
Almost. Hang in there.

290
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,673
[shivering]

291
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,543
[muttering]

292
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:20,625
What?

293
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,251
- [crows]
- [grunts]

294
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,633
[screams]

295
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,748
[shuddering]

296
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:38,833
[screams]

297
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,631
Hmm?

298
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,708
Oh.

299
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,125
[grunts]

300
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,210
- [screeches]
- Aah!

301
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,038
[sobbing] That's it!
This place is the worst!

302
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:51,955
I'm going home!

303
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,211
No! You can't leave, remember?

304
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,421
You'll be broke! Out in the streets!

305
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,420
But I hate it here!

306
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,130
It's so cold and icky!

307
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,878
And the people are mean to me.
And I miss my silk sheets.

308
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,038
Shut up! Stop being weak!

309
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,205
Focus! How do you get out of here?

310
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,331
You need... You need...

311
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,036
letters!

312
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,125
Ugh.

313
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,416
All right. This is a good one.
I can feel it.

314
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,880
Come to Papa, you sweet, sweet little...

315
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,628
Oh, come on!

316
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,128
Ugh! Pssh!

317
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,291
[retches]

318
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,170
[groans]

319
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,455
Fine. Go to the source, I guess.

320
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,171
Good morning, madame.

321
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,000
I'm the postman, obviously.

322
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,763
If you have letters you'd like me to send,

323
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,043
you could go scurry ahead
and get them and...

324
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,420
Hello! Hi! Hi!

325
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,101
If you have your letters on you,
I'd be glad to take them off your...

326
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,125
[grunts]

327
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:52,996
Hmph!

328
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,173
Birthday cards? Distant cousin?

329
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,250
Deceased notice?

330
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,541
Holy mother!

331
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:01,892
- [screaming] Any letters... or packages?
- [playing instruments noisily]

332
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:02,746
Any packages?

333
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,793
Come on, people!

334
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,785
Letters! Letters! I don't have all day!

335
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,875
- [screams]
- [thugs yell]

336
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:12,916
Okay, keep low. Don't panic. Don't panic.

337
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,830
Oh, I guess that's why
they call it "snail mail."

338
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:16,746
[grunts]

339
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,503
All right. What's going on here?
Where are all the letters?

340
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:23,173
Oh. Folks around here only have
one thing to say to one another.

341
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,173
Ah.

342
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,040
And they're getting their point across
pretty well without mail.

343
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,745
- Wouldn't you say?
- Wait, wait, wait.

344
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:33,423
No letters?
But how am I supposed to get out of...

345
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,166
- What the...
- [boy] Hello?

346
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,750
Sir, can I get my drawing back?

347
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,293
The wind blew it away.

348
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,495
- Please?
- Not now, kid.

349
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,583
Can't you see I'm busy
trying to figure out how to get...

350
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,920
Well, here's a thought.

351
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,290
I'm a postman, see?

352
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:53,455
So I can't give it to you,
but I could mail it to you.

353
00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,211
- [boy] How?
- Couldn't be simpler!

354
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,831
I just fold your pretty drawing,
very beautiful by the way,

355
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:00,576
put it in an envelope like this

356
00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:04,456
and then all that's left is postage
so I can put it in the mailbox for you.

357
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,330
- Postage?
- Yep.

358
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:09,416
You just toss a penny over to me
so I can stamp it,

359
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,880
and we're all ready to go.

360
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,458
Couldn't you just put it in?

361
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,291
Aw. Tsk.

362
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:19,625
I really, really would, but I can't.

363
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,458
It's not a letter
if it doesn't have postage.

364
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:23,541
See how it works?

365
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
So what do you say?

366
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,211
I get my letter, and you get your drawing.

367
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,461
Win-win. You want your drawing, don't you?

368
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,142
- Um...
- If you don't, I'm gonna keep it.

369
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,456
- Hmm.
- I love it.

370
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,701
I would keep it if I was you,

371
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,000
so I would send this letter
back to myself if I was you.

372
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,213
[hounds growling]

373
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,575
[boy] Oh, hi, Papa!

374
00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:42,576
This nice man says
he can mail my drawing back to me!

375
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,142
- He's lying. Children are liars.
- [boy] Can you give him a penny?

376
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,286
Oh, look at that. Wrong address. Silly me.

377
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,165
These aren't...
You're not the Spendlebergs.

378
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,250
I'll see you later.

379
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,053
Thank you so much,
and no need... [mumbling]

380
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,601
- [hounds barking]
- [Jesper] Aah! The puppies! The puppies!

381
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,665
Ah. And that must be the express mail.

382
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,278
[Jesper] All right, Smeerensburg.

383
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,673
You may have won this round,

384
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,080
but if you think I'm giving up,
think again.

385
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,626
I'll have my letters in no time,

386
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,208
and then it's bye-bye to you
and your cold and your loons

387
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,767
and your chickens! That's right! You too!

388
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:10,671
[clucking]

389
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,420
You'll see. I give it a week.

390
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,080
Two, tops.

391
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,536
[wood creaking]

392
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
[hens clucking]

393
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:40,075
Is this a bad time?
I can see you're pretty swamped.

394
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:44,536
[sighs] Don't you have...

395
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,961
a job or something?

396
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,291
Why, sure I do.

397
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,575
I'm here to pick up all the outgoing mail.

398
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:52,826
So, where is it?

399
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:55,101
Now, you're gonna have to help me
with the heavier bags.

400
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,165
Bad back, don't you know.

401
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,750
- [Jesper] Man, I hate you.
- I know.

402
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,423
So, uh, where is the mail, anyway?

403
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,170
Where do you keep it?
In a different room now or something?

404
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,290
What about if I walk around the room,

405
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,325
if I get close to the mail,
you say "warmer"?

406
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:15,126
And if I'm getting
farther from the mail, you say "colder"?

407
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,878
- And then...
- What's that?

408
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,208
What? Oh, the woodsman's cabin?

409
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,171
[Jesper] Yeah, does someone live there?

410
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,130
Well, sure.
Yeah, you should definitely drop by.

411
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,248
Nice fella. Loves visitors.

412
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,250
[bridge creaking]

413
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:16,958
[grunts]

414
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,458
[door creaking]

415
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:56,711
Hello? I'm in your house
or... whatever this place is.

416
00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:57,881
Anybody here?

417
00:21:58,958 --> 00:21:59,998
[grunts softly]

418
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,745
Ah, come on. Really?

419
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,503
[grunting]

420
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,920
Of course. Of course this would happen.

421
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,751
Great. I'm gonna kill that boatman.

422
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
What?

423
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,666
Toys?

424
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,208
Ah, here we go.

425
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:50,883
Now I can go home with the satisfaction
of having accomplished absolutely...

426
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:51,788
[grunting]

427
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,375
[footsteps thudding]

428
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,538
[whimpers] Aah!

429
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:03,416
[playing music]

430
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,460
[loud crash]

431
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,043
[pants]

432
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,125
[exclaims]

433
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,423
Aah!

434
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,710
[pants]

435
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:25,423
[music stops]

436
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,210
[panting]

437
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,205
Aah!

438
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,673
[screaming]

439
00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:51,583
[screams]

440
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:55,461
[grunts]

441
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,541
[whimpering and panting]

442
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,083
Yeehaw!

443
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,750
[footsteps approaching]

444
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,128
That's it! I've had it!

445
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:20,578
Better alive in the gutter
than hacked into pieces!

446
00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:21,916
No, thank you!

447
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Yah!

448
00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:30,706
[yelps and screams]

449
00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:31,791
[grunts]

450
00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:36,291
[gasps]

451
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:41,921
[screams] Please don't chop me up
and scatter my parts in the woods!

452
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,128
[whimpers]

453
00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,078
Where's this?

454
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,376
What? I don't know. How would I...

455
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:52,458
Wait.

456
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:54,125
I do know.

457
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,828
Keep going down this road,
and you'll get there.

458
00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:58,996
You can't miss it. It...
Or I can show you.

459
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,173
Sure. Yeah, let me just show you.

460
00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,131
All right.

461
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,128
[grunts]

462
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,578
Excuse me. Just... Can I...

463
00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:15,666
[groans]

464
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,253
Here we are.

465
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,963
Watch your step getting out of the, uh...
What's this?

466
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,705
You're a postman, aren't you?

467
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,458
Oh, you want me to... [chuckles]

468
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,291
No, but I...

469
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,248
[clears throat] Sure thing. My pleasure.

470
00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:32,996
Nothing I'd love to do more

471
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:38,173
than deliver what I'm fairly certain
can only be a severed head of some kind.

472
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:40,142
I mean, there's no way
that's not a severed head.

473
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,876
It's gotta... I'm holding a head
in my hand, but hey!

474
00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:43,788
[grunts]

475
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:46,035
Come on! Look, I'm...

476
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:47,785
Ah! You're right there!

477
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:50,665
So quiet for a disproportionately...

478
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,580
- I mean, strapping, uh... statuesque.
- [growls]

479
00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:55,536
You have a kind of, um...

480
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,710
What? In there?

481
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,081
You must be kidding.
No way. Absolutely not.

482
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,126
I mean, first of all,
I'd love to, of course,

483
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,078
but, look, too bad about the fence.

484
00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,626
Rats. Oh, well.

485
00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:11,108
What are you gonna do? Are you...
What's happening right now?

486
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,080
Hey, listen, please. Open this!

487
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,416
- Why are you doing this to me?
- [hounds growling]

488
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,500
Oh, no.

489
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,170
[snarling]

490
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,460
[barking]

491
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,141
Okay, you win. What do you want?
Money? My dad's got plenty of it.

492
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,142
You can write him a ransom note.
You can write, right?

493
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,926
Oh, it doesn't matter.
I'll write it for you.

494
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,673
Ah! He'll never know it's me!
I'll make it sound like it's from you!

495
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,170
I'll use monosyllabic words, man!
Please! Please! Please!

496
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,170
Just let me out of here!
I'm gonna get...

497
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:38,670
[screams]

498
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:40,880
Why?

499
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:43,173
[screams]

500
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,130
[grunts] Ow! Ow!

501
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,578
- [man] Who's there?
- [gasps]

502
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,878
[gasping]

503
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,423
Aah!

504
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,170
Door, door, door.

505
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:57,923
[straining]

506
00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,038
Locks! [gasps]

507
00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:04,381
This has gotta move! Come on! Come on!

508
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:08,208
Open up. Open up. Open up! Come on!

509
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:09,541
Come on! Come on! Come on!

510
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,753
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Keep it together! Keep it together!

511
00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:14,963
[exclaims]

512
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Aah!

513
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,458
[hounds barking]

514
00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:21,958
[grunts]

515
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:23,785
[whimpering]

516
00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,793
Where are they, boys?

517
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,625
Don't let 'em get away! Come on! Get 'em!

518
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,828
[gasps] Okay.

519
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,786
I've done all you've asked. Can I please...

520
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,205
[muffled speech]

521
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,333
[muffled speech]

522
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,375
Hmm.

523
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:52,541
[gasps]

524
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,291
[chimes]

525
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,830
[croaking]

526
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
[gasps]

527
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,500
[gasps]

528
00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:14,458
[giggles]

529
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:20,831
[laughing]

530
00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:42,286
[gasps and pants]

531
00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:44,751
[giggles]

532
00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:45,673
[gasps]

533
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:46,750
[gasps]

534
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,333
[rooster crowing]

535
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,753
[hens clucking]

536
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
[muttering]

537
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:15,746
Has he?

538
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:18,253
- [pounding at door]
- Ah! He's here to finish the job!

539
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,213
- Oh, no!
- [girl] Mr. Postman?

540
00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,040
Are you in there?

541
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,998
Go away! Go! Leave! He'll hear you!

542
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,205
We'd like to send these letters!

543
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:32,210
[objects clattering]

544
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,291
[hen clucking]

545
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,291
What? What did you just say?

546
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,875
Our cousin told us
if we write a letter to Mr. Klaus,

547
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:40,998
he'll make us a toy.

548
00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:43,383
He also said to bring you a penny each.

549
00:30:43,458 --> 00:30:46,748
It's not a letter
if it doesn't have postage, right?

550
00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:49,923
["How You Like Me Now?" playing]

551
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,580
- Psst. Hey. Hey, you.
- Hmm?

552
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:00,666
You want a toy?

553
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,960
- [chuckles]
- Hey! Would you, uh...

554
00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,041
like a brand-new toy?

555
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,246
Just write a letter to Mr. Klaus.

556
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,170
And you put it in the envelope,
write your name on it and bring a penny.

557
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,330
Can't forget the penny.

558
00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:37,671
These better sound sad. Do they sound sad?

559
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:39,250
Okay, good job.

560
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,958
All right. And now...

561
00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:49,705
<i>for the tricky part.</i>

562
00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:01,001
- [wood clatters]
- [gasps]

563
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,328
- [wood splinters]
- [gasps]

564
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,633
[wood creaking]

565
00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,250
[Klaus grunts]

566
00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,880
All right. Remember...

567
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:27,578
probably not an ax murderer, though...

568
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,916
it still is a possibility,
but most likely... no.

569
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,461
He's a good guy... deep down.

570
00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:36,416
- [clears throat] Hello.
- [grunts]

571
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:40,130
[clears throat] Hello.
Mr... Klaus, I take it?

572
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:43,458
You remember me from the nice
breaking and entering last night?

573
00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,541
[chuckles] Jesper Johanssen, postman,

574
00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:48,205
- but we never properly...
- [grunts]

575
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:50,081
[gulps] Uh...

576
00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:51,745
I, uh...

577
00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:56,213
You see, Mr. Klaus,
it seems like word got around

578
00:32:56,291 --> 00:33:00,171
that the poor children of Smeerensburg
have started, uh...

579
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,790
completely unprompted...

580
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,375
writing letters asking you for...

581
00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,461
toys. [coughs]

582
00:33:08,041 --> 00:33:09,211
So I figured

583
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,831
you have the whole barn filled with toys

584
00:33:11,916 --> 00:33:14,576
just sitting there collecting dust, so...

585
00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:15,666
[whimpers]

586
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:21,131
Oh, God. Okay. This is it. Here it goes.

587
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:24,958
[grunts]

588
00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:30,583
[chirping]

589
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:35,456
- [all chirping]
- [Jesper] Oh, wow.

590
00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:37,211
That is...

591
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,955
totally normal.

592
00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:42,461
Not a symptom of any mental illness
or anything.

593
00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:44,751
- [Klaus] Go away.
- Mr. Klaus, sir!

594
00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,923
Those little children... [grunts]

595
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,540
...if you donate your old toys to them...

596
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:52,825
[pants] ...well,
I'll gladly deliver them for free!

597
00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:00,495
Mr. Klaus, wait!

598
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:03,376
Please! [panting]

599
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,788
Think of all the joy you'll bring
their miserable little lives!

600
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:08,708
Look, here.

601
00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,213
Poor little Herlief.

602
00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:13,211
He only has sticks and stones
to play with. So sad.

603
00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:14,711
And this one,

604
00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:17,001
little Penny... Patty.

605
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,003
Her doll was so old,

606
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:21,713
it crumbled in her arms
when she came to me.

607
00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:24,541
And then Kristoff...
Little, ugly Kristoff.

608
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,333
This little...

609
00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:34,628
Tonight, same time.

610
00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:39,786
Great! What, "same time"?
You mean, dead of night?

611
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:42,165
- I can just take the toys now.
- No. I go with you.

612
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:44,460
There's no need
for you to come with me, really.

613
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,881
It might be against the law

614
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,878
for a noncertified postman
to ride with me.

615
00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:50,288
I have to check the rule book.

616
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:54,285
Great. Tonight, then. I'll see you then.
Good talk. Good talk.

617
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,250
[laughing and exclaiming]

618
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,381
[gasps]

619
00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:11,458
[gasps]

620
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:19,381
- [children laughing]
- [hounds whining]

621
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,293
Whoa! Whoo!

622
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,375
[gasps]

623
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:29,631
Huh?

624
00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:30,788
[giggles]

625
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:31,875
[gasps]

626
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,038
[woman gasps]

627
00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:35,495
- Oh, oh!
- [gasps]

628
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:36,583
[gasps]

629
00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:40,670
[man] Playing!

630
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,580
Playing, I tell you.

631
00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:43,996
With an Ellingboe!

632
00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:46,476
- [councilman 1] An Ellingboe, no less!
- [councilman 2] In all my years!

633
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,500
- Did you all hear that?
- Unacceptable.

634
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,059
- [man] I don't know how it happened.
- [yelps]

635
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,333
I turned away for one second...

636
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,000
And then I saw it.

637
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,133
I brought her as soon as I could, sir.

638
00:35:58,208 --> 00:36:00,458
- That's just wrong! Wrong, I say!
- Inconceivable!

639
00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,631
- What are we going to do?
- Unthinkable!

640
00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,328
Hmm. This is bad. Very bad.

641
00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:08,536
Worst I've ever seen, really.
What were you thinking, kid?

642
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,625
Don't you know that...

643
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:12,876
Krums and Ellingboes don't mix.

644
00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:15,381
- But why?
- "Why?" he asks!

645
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:16,976
- See what I mean?
- [councilwoman] Why?

646
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,170
I don't know what to do!

647
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:21,130
Please help us, miss! I beg you!

648
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:23,923
[gasps]

649
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
[squeals]

650
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,420
Do you know what this is, little boy?

651
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:36,825
This is tradition!

652
00:36:36,916 --> 00:36:42,916
Centuries of glorious hatred,
passed down through generations!

653
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,830
There was the hundred-day brawl of '45.

654
00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:47,496
Which we totally won!

655
00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,503
The maritime game of chicken.

656
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:52,293
The Great Mooning of '86.

657
00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:53,833
[gasps]

658
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:56,578
So, if there's something we know...

659
00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:59,246
...going back as far as we can remember...

660
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:01,833
...it's that a Krum
despises an Ellingboe...

661
00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:05,456
...and an Ellingboe can't stand a Krum!

662
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,878
That is why.

663
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:12,878
[gasps]

664
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:19,958
Now, I just know you didn't mean to
disrespect all of that heritage, right?

665
00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:23,131
- Right.
- And it won't happen again,

666
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,538
will it?

667
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:27,131
Of course not.

668
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:30,916
Now, tell me all about
where this pretty thing came from.

669
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:36,625
Ugh.

670
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:40,578
Let me guess.
Leaving it at the gate not an option?

671
00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:45,333
You really have a way with words,
you know?

672
00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:49,081
Of course, you don't...
Of course, don't even answer that...

673
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:52,125
[groans]

674
00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:54,538
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

675
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,708
[grunts]

676
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:58,383
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no!

677
00:37:58,958 --> 00:37:59,958
[screams]

678
00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:01,041
[grunts]

679
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,883
Stop, stop, stop!

680
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,538
Stop! Stop!

681
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:06,750
Aah!

682
00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:08,876
[screaming]

683
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,458
[groaning]

684
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,083
[sighs]

685
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:35,995
[snoring]

686
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:39,961
Whoa! Whoa!

687
00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:41,331
[screams]

688
00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:43,496
- You rotten vermin!
- [children giggling]

689
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:46,376
[yawning]

690
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,053
- [child 1] Me, me, me!
- [child 2] Pick me!

691
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,351
- [child 1] Out of the way!
- [child 3] Mine first!

692
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,415
I want a bicycle!

693
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,142
- Tell Mr. Klaus I want a bicycle!
- Shut up!

694
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,926
- Take my letter! Take my letter!
- Mine! Me!

695
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,878
Me first! Me first! A doll!

696
00:38:56,958 --> 00:39:00,458
{\an8}-Me! Me! Me!
- Okay! Okay! Single line! Chop-chop!

697
00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:02,791
Fall back! All right. Everyone, in line.

698
00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,059
- There you go.
- Get out! Move.

699
00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:07,003
Letter? Good. Letter? Good.

700
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,213
Got it. Get out of here.
Great. Move along.

701
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,130
[speaking Saami]

702
00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:18,378
- What's wrong with her mouth?
- She's not from here. She's Saami.

703
00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:22,081
[speaking Saami]

704
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:26,286
Right, that's nice. But I see no letter,
so please come back when you have one.

705
00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:27,375
Have a nice day.

706
00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:29,418
Bye-bye. Okay, any other letters?

707
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,642
- [boy] Here! Here! Here!
- [girl] Me, me, me!

708
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:32,416
Good. The rest, you know the deal.

709
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,790
No letter, no toy.

710
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,825
But we don't know how to write.

711
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,536
[yawns]

712
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,205
Tough luck, kid.

713
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:41,331
Wait, you know what you could do?

714
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,083
[whistling]

715
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,165
- What are you doing?
- Aah!

716
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,630
Telling children to go to school
to learn to write?

717
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:00,578
What is wrong with you?

718
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,286
Yeah, yes. What I meant to do...

719
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:03,601
- Listen to me, Postman.
- [whimpers]

720
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:06,075
Whatever you're doing, leave me out of it.

721
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:08,826
I have been rotting away here
for five years,

722
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,326
and I am so close to getting out.

723
00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,076
I am not about to let you mess it all up.

724
00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:13,536
You got it?

725
00:40:13,625 --> 00:40:17,035
These children wasting away
without a proper education?

726
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,125
I mean...

727
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,458
[chuckles]

728
00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:22,881
Forgive me, I'm kind of a dreamer, but...
isn't that why we do it?

729
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,038
Hmm? Hmm?

730
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,955
Why you became a teacher?

731
00:40:26,041 --> 00:40:27,671
So you could make a difference?

732
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:28,920
[groans]

733
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
[grunts and huffs]

734
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,133
[panting]

735
00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:34,458
Ah. Young love.

736
00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:35,671
Takes me back, you know?

737
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:39,250
The intense looks,
the palpitation of the heart.

738
00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:41,753
The whimpering
and the soiling of the pants, no.

739
00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,293
I can't relate to so much.

740
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,915
[sighs]

741
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,830
So you go to sleep,
and when you wake up in the morning,

742
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,706
the present is right there
by the fireplace!

743
00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:54,961
Yeah, Mr. Klaus is amazing!

744
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,081
- [boy chuckles] Yeah, he's awesome.
- Yeah!

745
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,166
"Klaus"? "Awesome"?

746
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,130
He's huge,
but he can squeeze down any chimney!

747
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,878
- Really? How?
- I don't know.

748
00:41:03,958 --> 00:41:04,958
Magic, I guess.

749
00:41:05,041 --> 00:41:06,671
Ow! [grunts]

750
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,666
There.

751
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,000
Ugh.

752
00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,003
If you leave your socks
hanging on the mantle,

753
00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:15,383
Mr. Klaus will fill them with toys!

754
00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:19,916
[girl] <i>He only comes when you're sleeping.</i>

755
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,750
No one has ever seen him.

756
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,293
<i>- It's like he's invisible or something.</i>
- [boy snores]

757
00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:25,375
[Jesper exclaims]

758
00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:27,381
- Aah!
- [gasps]

759
00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:31,826
[girl] <i>Oh, and he likes cookies.</i>
<i>Don't forget to leave out some cookies.</i>

760
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,131
[gasps]

761
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,248
- [gasps]
- [laughs]

762
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:42,583
[gasps]

763
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,875
Go home, you loser!

764
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:54,208
Hmm.

765
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,670
Who's the loser now, you little brat?

766
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,710
Mr. Klaus is the coolest.

767
00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:04,541
[boy] Hey, have you heard about Klaus?

768
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,425
His name is Klaus,
and he makes the best toys.

769
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,418
- Klaus.
- Klaus.

770
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,630
- Klaus.
- He's awesome.

771
00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:10,828
His toys are the best.

772
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,038
[exclaiming]

773
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
[groans]

774
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,578
- What happened?
- Not a word.

775
00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:28,535
You just sit there,
be all magical and awesome.

776
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,125
What?

777
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:33,500
[Alva grunts]

778
00:42:37,416 --> 00:42:40,076
Are we going to learn something today?

779
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,583
[grunts]

780
00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:45,825
Look, if you have to be here,
at least be quiet.

781
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:48,326
Why don't you go ahead and just,
I don't know,

782
00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:50,076
write vowels or something?

783
00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:51,626
We don't have notebooks.

784
00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:52,708
Or pens.

785
00:42:52,791 --> 00:42:53,921
[groans]

786
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,392
All right. Okay, let's make a deal.

787
00:42:55,416 --> 00:42:58,916
if I teach you something,
will you get out of here? Please?

788
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,210
[all] Mmm-hmm.

789
00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:05,038
[screeching]

790
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,876
There you go.

791
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:18,130
Really? That's my name?

792
00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:20,418
Yes. Yay, it's your name.

793
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:21,880
Wow.

794
00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:23,536
Can you teach me more?

795
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,575
- Please?
- [girl] Me next!

796
00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:28,059
- I want to write my name.
- Me too. I want to write my name.

797
00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:30,503
- Pick me!
- I want to write my name!

798
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,583
- Me too! I want to write my name!
- Teach me!

799
00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:34,626
- I want to write my name!
- Me next!

800
00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:41,583
[sighs]

801
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:44,916
[sighs]

802
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:54,416
Too heavy.

803
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:55,745
Okay, then.

804
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:58,173
I can go by myself. You don't have to...

805
00:43:58,250 --> 00:44:02,630
I mean, no offense, but someone could use
a little diet cleanse. What are you doing?

806
00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:06,206
Less presents, less weight.

807
00:44:06,291 --> 00:44:07,291
Less presents?

808
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:11,293
But less presents means less letters,
and less letters means less...

809
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:16,625
more children's dreams being shattered.

810
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:20,125
No. No, no, no, I won't allow it.

811
00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:22,918
We have a sworn duty for the children.

812
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
[reindeer grunting]

813
00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:32,458
Aah! [grunts]

814
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,503
[grunting]

815
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Gotcha!

816
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:43,671
[screams and groans]

817
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:45,250
[grunting]

818
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,375
Aah!

819
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:51,875
- [Klaus] Hmm.
- [exclaiming and grunting]

820
00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:01,961
[Jesper] Come here! Come on!

821
00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:03,831
Aah! Ow! Ow!

822
00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,916
[continues exclaiming]

823
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,285
[screams]

824
00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:10,575
[breathing heavily]

825
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,043
[groans and sighs]

826
00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:24,541
[gasps]

827
00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:29,248
Right. I wear them down,
and you catch them.

828
00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:31,383
Good teamwork... Whoa! Whoa!

829
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:39,745
- Waah! Whoo!
- [Klaus] Whoa ho ho!

830
00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:41,173
- Whoo hoo hoo!
- Whoa ho ho!

831
00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,380
[both laugh]

832
00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:43,458
[both clear throat]

833
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:44,684
- That's right.
- Good call, reindeer.

834
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:45,538
This is good teamwork here.

835
00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:47,906
- We're making good time.
- Reliable, strong, cooperative.

836
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,083
Okay, post office is now officially open.

837
00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,706
You have your letters, step right in.

838
00:45:56,791 --> 00:45:58,671
Thank you. Thank you.

839
00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:00,460
- [screams]
- [boy] Hey, loser!

840
00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:01,631
What gives?

841
00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:05,458
I sent my letter,
and all I got was a lousy clump of coal!

842
00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:06,711
Well, it serves you right!

843
00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:09,541
Devilish little tadpoles like yourself
don't get toys from Klaus.

844
00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:13,245
Oh, yeah? And how would he know
what I'm up to unless you ratted on me?

845
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:16,286
Oh, I didn't have to.

846
00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:18,706
He knows.

847
00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:21,133
[children gasp]

848
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,328
What do you mean?

849
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:24,876
He sees everything, you know.

850
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:28,126
Every mischief, prank and dirty deed.

851
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,708
He keeps a list. The...

852
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:35,918
- Naughty List, he calls it.
- You lie!

853
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Trust me.

854
00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:39,881
You do not want to be on the Naughty List.

855
00:46:42,541 --> 00:46:45,921
- So, you still wanna throw that snowball?
- [boy breathing heavily]

856
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:48,578
[shudders]

857
00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:51,076
I didn't think so.

858
00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,625
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

859
00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:01,788
<i>♪ Why'd you have to go
And mess with the postman? ♪</i>

860
00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:06,793
<i>♪ That's what you get
When you mess with the postman ♪</i>

861
00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:11,998
Only good children get toys?

862
00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:13,383
[all gasp]

863
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:16,535
[boy 1] <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus,</i>

864
00:47:17,541 --> 00:47:20,211
<i>I shoveled all the yards
on my street today.</i>

865
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:23,543
<i>- That's good, right?</i>
- Hi!

866
00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:26,245
<i>Please don't put me on the Naughty List."</i>

867
00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:27,963
[girl 1] <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus,</i>

868
00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:31,171
<i>today, me and my brothers
helped Mom with the chores.</i>

869
00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:36,826
<i>We'll do this every day
if you bring us some toys. Honest!"</i>

870
00:47:36,916 --> 00:47:41,206
[girl 2] <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus, our neighbor</i>
<i>was fixing up the hole in the fence today,</i>

871
00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,133
<i>and then he fell...</i>

872
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,538
- [screams] Ow!
<i>- ...and he hurt his leg.</i>

873
00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:47,325
<i>- It must've really hurt...</i>
- Let go of me!

874
00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:50,666
<i>- ...'cause he would not stop screaming.</i>
- I'm being attacked by Ellingboes! Help!

875
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,000
<i>So we helped him.</i>

876
00:47:52,083 --> 00:47:55,833
<i>He said he didn't like it,
but... deep down, I think he did."</i>

877
00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:57,601
[boy 2] <i>"That's what I did today.</i>

878
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:58,745
<i>And yesterday,</i>

879
00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:02,383
<i>instead of stealing Mrs. Runa's berries,
we picked them all up for her."</i>

880
00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:03,668
- [boy 2 laughs]
- Hmm?

881
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:07,670
<i>"She came to our house later,
and she brought Mom lots of berry jam."</i>

882
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,000
Hmph.

883
00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,583
[chuckles] <i>"And then</i>
<i>Mom brought her a berry pie."</i>

884
00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:13,226
- [Annelisse] <i>"Dear Mr. Klaus...</i>
- Hmph.

885
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,881
<i>...I've been going to class every day,</i>

886
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,998
<i>- and I always do my homework."</i>
- Oh, Annelisse! Thank you!

887
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,038
Hi, Mr. Postman!

888
00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:24,825
[Annelisse] <i>"Miss. Alva</i>
<i>is the best teacher ever!"</i>

889
00:48:24,916 --> 00:48:28,076
[boy 3] <i>"Also, I cleaned</i>
<i>my dad's old clarinet.</i>

890
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,956
<i>I hope I did a good job. He seemed happy.</i>

891
00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,633
<i>Could I get a toy please?"</i>

892
00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:36,708
[playing clarinet solo]

893
00:48:40,916 --> 00:48:41,956
[children laughing]

894
00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:43,041
Huh?

895
00:48:44,166 --> 00:48:44,996
[children laughing]

896
00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:45,923
Huh?

897
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
[all yelling]

898
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:56,583
What?

899
00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:59,213
[all laughing]

900
00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:00,331
What the...

901
00:49:16,166 --> 00:49:17,642
Hey, there, Chief. How're we doin'...

902
00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:20,126
- [children] Here! Me!
- What? How?

903
00:49:27,416 --> 00:49:28,246
[all gasp]

904
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,543
Whoo! Come on, guys! Let's play!

905
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:33,205
[children laughing]

906
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:39,041
[clucking]

907
00:49:49,291 --> 00:49:50,921
[Mrs. Runa chuckling]

908
00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:11,833
I think it's time we send
that postman... a message.

909
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,670
You know what to do, pumpkin.

910
00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:19,376
[in raspy voice] Mine...

911
00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:23,828
[Jesper] And the baker now has a sale
on cakes for Ellingboes,

912
00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:25,876
without razor blades in the dough
or anything.

913
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:30,288
Oh, and did you know
that arson is down 70%?

914
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:32,915
It's true. When's the last time
you saw a house burn down?

915
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Precisely. And cookouts,
swap meets, and, uh...

916
00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:36,963
yeah, I don't know.

917
00:50:37,041 --> 00:50:39,001
It's like everyone's gone mad
or something.

918
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,790
A true selfless act...

919
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,791
always sparks another.

920
00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:48,995
Well, look who's suddenly a chatterbox.
Tell me,

921
00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:51,883
what made you squander all those words
into that nugget of wisdom?

922
00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:54,248
Oh, just something...

923
00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:56,083
someone used to say.

924
00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:57,626
Well, let me tell you something.

925
00:50:57,708 --> 00:51:01,378
I've been around long enough to know
that everyone is out to get something.

926
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:04,668
Those kids? Those kids are in it
for the toys. And the grown-ups?

927
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,830
Well, I don’t know what they’re after.

928
00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:09,326
but it sure is not goodwill
and peace on Earth.

929
00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:11,750
What about you?

930
00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:14,251
- What's in it for you?
- Me?

931
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:16,503
Well, you know... [sighs]

932
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,383
- It's different. I don't...
- [wood creaking]

933
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Look out!

934
00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:24,955
- [Magdalone] Mine!
- [Mrs. Krum] What?

935
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,666
- Aah!
- [reindeer whinny]

936
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:29,670
- [Mrs. Krum] I can't believe this!
- Whoa!

937
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,460
What are you doing at our ambush?

938
00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:33,671
Your ambush? This is our ambush!

939
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,500
- Stop, stop, stop!
- I'm trying!

940
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:36,833
[Jesper] Stop! Stop!

941
00:51:36,916 --> 00:51:38,376
[both screaming]

942
00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:43,166
[Klaus] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

943
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,000
Oh, great! Look what you've done!

944
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,642
- What we've done?
- [Mrs. Krum] Leave it to you...

945
00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:47,876
Whoa!

946
00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:51,916
[both screaming]

947
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:56,333
[wind howling]

948
00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:00,833
[gasps]

949
00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,083
Wow.

950
00:52:10,875 --> 00:52:13,125
[sleigh splintering]

951
00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:19,791
Friends of yours, I take it?

952
00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:21,875
Uh...

953
00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:23,751
They seem nice.

954
00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:29,915
[panting]

955
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000
[all gasp]

956
00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:36,003
You guys are not gonna believe
what I saw last night!

957
00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:41,668
A flying sleigh
pulled by magical reindeer?

958
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,000
Yep.

959
00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:45,333
[chuckles]

960
00:52:45,416 --> 00:52:47,166
[laughing]

961
00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:49,753
Oh, look, it can laugh.

962
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,173
- Ho ho ho!
- Mystery solved.

963
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,500
Ho ho ho!

964
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:55,673
Ho ho ho!

965
00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:58,826
Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Really?

966
00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:00,246
- That's how you laugh?
- Right.

967
00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:01,543
Let's load up.

968
00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,955
Oh, no, no. You don't get off that easy.

969
00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:05,251
- Let me hear it again.
- No.

970
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:08,633
Come on.
Just a snicker or a chuckle.

971
00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:10,434
- Just a giggle.
- Keep it up. See what happens.

972
00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:11,458
All right. I'll stop.

973
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:15,540
Say, have you heard the one about
the one-legged man who walks into a bar?

974
00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:34,916
Say, we're kinda running low on inventory,
aren't we?

975
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,080
Yes, only a couple more trips,
and that should do it.

976
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:39,833
You must be...

977
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:43,380
looking forward to no more night shifts.

978
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:44,958
- Right?
- Right.

979
00:53:45,041 --> 00:53:47,131
Yeah. Yeah.

980
00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,041
Me too.

981
00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:05,076
Hello, Postman!

982
00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,876
Oh, good, you're back.

983
00:54:06,958 --> 00:54:08,998
[speaking Saami]

984
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,633
Yes, yes, yes. That's very nice,

985
00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:13,748
but whatever it is you're saying,
I've got my own problems, you know?

986
00:54:15,041 --> 00:54:19,381
I mean, we are out of toys,
and without toys, there are no letters.

987
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:20,578
And without letters...

988
00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:22,416
Ugh! Forget it.

989
00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,793
I'm running out of time! There, I said it!

990
00:54:26,875 --> 00:54:29,415
It's almost Christmas already,
and I still...

991
00:54:30,416 --> 00:54:32,786
Christmas. Christmas.

992
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:33,995
That’s it. Wait.

993
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:36,383
[spluttering] We gotta do... I gotta...

994
00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:41,040
Can you please get off my porch?
You're trespassing.

995
00:54:56,833 --> 00:55:00,793
I, leader of the proud Krum...

996
00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:02,665
Get on with it already.

997
00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,580
Shut up, you idiot! I'm getting to it!

998
00:55:06,791 --> 00:55:09,751
I, leader of the proud...

999
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,833
Oh, forget it. The mood is gone.

1000
00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:13,996
You know why I'm calling this meeting.

1001
00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:15,833
Yeah, I... Of course I know.

1002
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:16,786
Uh...

1003
00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:19,325
- Midnight brawl?
- Look around, Aksel!

1004
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,576
Where is your clan?

1005
00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:25,963
- Huh.
- I'll tell you where they are.

1006
00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:30,171
They're at block parties!
Hayrides! And cookouts!

1007
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,420
Brunches! Don't forget about the brunches.

1008
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:36,750
[sobbing] It was a book club
that took my poor Sven!

1009
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:40,133
You see? The postman
and that old toy maker

1010
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:42,578
are brainwashing everyone!

1011
00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:43,746
What're you saying?

1012
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:47,713
I'm saying it's time to join forces
against a common enemy.

1013
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:53,251
I'm saying we need a truce.

1014
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:56,423
[gasps] A truce? Have you gone mad?

1015
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,960
Either we band together
to take care of this,

1016
00:55:59,041 --> 00:56:00,881
or it's gonna be all book clubs

1017
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,934
- and cookouts from here on...
- [man] And brunches!

1018
00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:06,378
- Don't forget about the brunches.
- Yes, that... that too.

1019
00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:11,788
So, we must join together in peace
to help stop this peace?

1020
00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:15,165
Our ancestors demand it.

1021
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,165
For the Ellingboe bloodline!

1022
00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:22,790
For the Krums' honor.

1023
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,421
The clans are on the warpath...

1024
00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:28,788
together!

1025
00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,996
- [all clamoring]
- Mine! Mine! Mine!

1026
00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:33,833
Mine! Mine!

1027
00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:35,326
Mine!

1028
00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:39,876
[all shouting]

1029
00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:41,748
I... [sighs]

1030
00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:45,333
This is gonna take a lot of work.

1031
00:56:46,291 --> 00:56:48,291
- [birds chirping]
- [wood splintering]

1032
00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:54,291
[grunts]

1033
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,003
[chiming]

1034
00:57:47,541 --> 00:57:49,791
- Surprise!
- Oh!

1035
00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:50,875
Jesper?

1036
00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:54,748
- Wha-what are you...
- Welcome to your new workshop!

1037
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,753
- Ta-da!
- What... What is...

1038
00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:58,601
- It'll all be explained in a minute.
- Why did you...

1039
00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:00,495
- I don't want to...
- Come. Sit, sit, sit.

1040
00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:03,165
You'll love this. I promise.

1041
00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:04,250
[clears throat]

1042
00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:05,883
Christmas!

1043
00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,325
Christmas? What do you...

1044
00:58:08,416 --> 00:58:12,126
Think about it! Every child in town
gets up on Christmas morning

1045
00:58:12,208 --> 00:58:14,078
and finds a...

1046
00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:17,246
brand-new toy waiting for them
by the fireplace.

1047
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,880
We can make the holiday even more magical.

1048
00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,708
Think of the joy. Think of the happiness.

1049
00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:23,171
Jesper, listen. I don't think...

1050
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,250
Puh-puh-puh!

1051
00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:26,461
Let me finish. Let me finish.

1052
00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:29,083
Think of all those
happy little faces, huh?

1053
00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:30,746
They're so cute! They're just... Aww!

1054
00:58:30,833 --> 00:58:32,601
- Aren't they so... Look!
- [sighs] Even if we...

1055
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:34,875
Where are you gonna get that many toys?

1056
00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:36,375
You...

1057
00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:37,955
make new ones!

1058
00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:42,831
I don't make toys.

1059
00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:45,786
Not anymore.

1060
00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:49,125
Pfft. You... You have a gift, my friend.

1061
00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,248
Birdhouses are nice and all, but come on!

1062
00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:52,713
Those hands were meant

1063
00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:54,041
- for making...
- I said no.

1064
00:58:54,125 --> 00:58:56,915
Come on! Work with me here.
Picture the possibilities.

1065
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,580
Look, woodwork would go here.

1066
00:58:58,666 --> 00:58:59,746
- No.
- And here,

1067
00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:01,793
clockwork with all the gears and the cogs,

1068
00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:03,309
- for you to tinker with all day.
- Stop it.

1069
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:06,463
And in this corner,
row after row of shiny tools

1070
00:59:06,541 --> 00:59:08,559
- of all shapes and sizes.
- Wait! Don't touch that!

1071
00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,503
- Impeccably organized for you!
- No!

1072
00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:23,833
What's this?

1073
00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:27,041
Get out.

1074
00:59:27,416 --> 00:59:28,876
Klaus, I'm sorry.

1075
00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,538
- I, I didn’t mean...
- Get out!

1076
00:59:32,041 --> 00:59:33,671
[breathing heavily]

1077
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,250
[Klaus sighs]

1078
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,130
[speaking Saami]

1079
01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,880
[groans] Bad night, huh?

1080
01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:09,881
Ugh. Well, join the club.

1081
01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:12,418
[speaking Saami]

1082
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,580
Nah, I don't want to bore you with it.

1083
01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:17,076
[speaking Saami]

1084
01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:19,666
Well, okay.
It's just been bothering me, you know?

1085
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:23,630
If I don't get those letters,
then what am I supposed to do?

1086
01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:25,038
Stay in this little town forever,

1087
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,785
hanging out with an old woodsman,
surrounded by crazy people,

1088
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,535
and never wanting anything more?

1089
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:31,496
[sighs]

1090
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:35,423
Back home,
I've got pretty much everything.

1091
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,500
But here...

1092
01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:38,748
I'm just...

1093
01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:41,463
another irrelevant, pointless...

1094
01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:44,416
nobody.

1095
01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:49,035
But Klaus, he doesn't deserve...

1096
01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:50,415
I didn't mean to...

1097
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:53,575
Well, now I just feel like a...
I've behaved like a...

1098
01:00:53,666 --> 01:00:55,126
[speaking Saami]

1099
01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:56,708
- [giggles]
- Precisely.

1100
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,790
Hey. You're a pretty good listener,
you know?

1101
01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:04,171
[sighs]

1102
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:06,630
All right, you win.

1103
01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:09,671
Let's go. Follow me.

1104
01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:15,503
Sorry to bother you this late, but,

1105
01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:19,043
by any chance, would you happen
to understand... this?

1106
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,133
[speaking Saami]

1107
01:01:25,541 --> 01:01:27,751
Okay. Come in.

1108
01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:35,583
All right. Let's get started.

1109
01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:39,003
- Who wants some hot cocoa?
- [speaking Saami]

1110
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,880
Oh, oh, oh!

1111
01:01:43,958 --> 01:01:45,458
She said she'd like a boat!

1112
01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:47,671
- Really?
- No, that can't be right. Scratch that.

1113
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,580
- [speaking Saami]
- [Alva chuckles]

1114
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,956
- Yes, yes, yes.
- What?

1115
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:55,171
[chuckles] What're you talking about?
Are you talking about me?

1116
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,246
<i>♪ All I know is ♪</i>

1117
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:07,793
<i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>

1118
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:13,705
<i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>

1119
01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:16,711
<i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>

1120
01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,711
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1121
01:02:18,791 --> 01:02:23,001
<i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>

1122
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,883
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1123
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:31,328
<i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>

1124
01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:34,746
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1125
01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:57,833
[sighs]

1126
01:02:59,916 --> 01:03:01,536
[wood planer grinding]

1127
01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:02,625
Huh?

1128
01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,543
- Klaus, I...
- Uh.

1129
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:32,421
<i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>

1130
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,420
[chuckles]

1131
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:39,670
<i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>

1132
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:42,170
<i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>

1133
01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:43,290
[whale calls]

1134
01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:44,825
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1135
01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:48,826
<i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>

1136
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:50,876
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1137
01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:57,628
<i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>

1138
01:03:57,708 --> 01:04:01,038
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1139
01:04:07,541 --> 01:04:09,001
[Klaus grunts]

1140
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,245
[gasps]

1141
01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:26,333
[speaking Saami]

1142
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,126
[chuckling]

1143
01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:35,208
- [speaks Saami]
- Oh.

1144
01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:37,751
[parents speaking Saami]

1145
01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:47,458
- [father speaking Saami]
- Whoo-hoo!

1146
01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:48,421
[father] Yoo-hoo!

1147
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,880
<i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>

1148
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,748
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1149
01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:55,753
<i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>

1150
01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:57,213
Yoo-hoo!

1151
01:04:57,291 --> 01:04:59,131
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1152
01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:04,418
<i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>

1153
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:08,000
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1154
01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:10,043
- [father] Yoo!
- [mother laughing]

1155
01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:13,825
<i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>

1156
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:23,540
Looks like someone
might need help mailing letters.

1157
01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:24,625
Yeah.

1158
01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:26,580
- Who?
- I, I...

1159
01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:27,666
I mean...

1160
01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:31,075
How have we never defeated you?

1161
01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:33,923
[Jesper] Yeah, then...

1162
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,420
when she got on the sled,
I thought, "Oh, no! We made it too small."

1163
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,920
But no! It was just right for her size.

1164
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,580
[chuckles] And she loved it, right?

1165
01:05:41,666 --> 01:05:43,576
I think she did.
Do you think she loved it?

1166
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:44,496
[grunts]

1167
01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:45,963
- I do.
- Yeah.

1168
01:05:46,041 --> 01:05:48,131
Me too. Me too. Yeah, she loved it.

1169
01:05:48,208 --> 01:05:49,418
[chuckles]

1170
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:55,290
You know, I remember the day I first had
that very same smile on my face.

1171
01:05:55,375 --> 01:06:00,165
What? What smile? I wasn't smiling.
I was squinting. From the sun.

1172
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,330
Right.

1173
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,963
I didn't want to admit it at first either.

1174
01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:06,416
[chuckles] She used to tease me about it.

1175
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,500
"She"?

1176
01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:09,881
My Lydia.

1177
01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:14,626
I remember when I found
this spot in the woods that she loved.

1178
01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:18,131
And I built us a house right here.

1179
01:06:20,125 --> 01:06:21,125
Away from it all.

1180
01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:25,208
But it wasn't gonna be
the two of us for long.

1181
01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:30,958
<i>We wanted children.</i>

1182
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:33,708
<i>Lots of them.</i>

1183
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,626
<i>Running around, laughing,
getting in trouble.</i>

1184
01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:37,708
[both laughing]

1185
01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,878
While we waited,

1186
01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:46,128
I started making toys for them.

1187
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:51,128
And we waited,
and I kept making toys and more toys.

1188
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,055
Oh! Here's another one. What do you think?

1189
01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:55,495
And we kept waiting,

1190
01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:58,713
but they never came...

1191
01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:02,666
And then...

1192
01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:07,253
she got sick.

1193
01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:15,418
Even now... sometimes...

1194
01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:19,285
it almost feels like she's still...

1195
01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:24,958
[sighs]

1196
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:28,881
After... After she was gone,

1197
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:32,285
I... I guess I got lost.

1198
01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:38,628
She loved birds,
so I just kept making birdhouses.

1199
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:41,708
But then...

1200
01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:43,918
Then you showed up.

1201
01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:49,173
Delivering these toys,
seeing the joy they bring to children,

1202
01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:51,671
I thought I'd never feel this again.

1203
01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:55,331
And I have you to thank for it, my friend.

1204
01:07:55,916 --> 01:07:57,916
So... thank you.

1205
01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:00,500
Of course.

1206
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,210
- Hey, you know what? We're doing it!
- What?

1207
01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:06,461
- Doing what?
- The Christmas thing!

1208
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:08,251
We're making all those toys!

1209
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:10,053
- That's what she would've wanted.
- Really?

1210
01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:12,785
Yeah, really!
And with a whole year of planning,

1211
01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:15,415
- we can expand to more villages next year.
- Next year?

1212
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,351
- And more the year after that!
- But I won't...

1213
01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:19,142
I mean, who knows
what's gonna happen next year?

1214
01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,206
I might not even...

1215
01:08:20,291 --> 01:08:23,751
[chuckles] What're you going on about?
Let's go! No time to lose!

1216
01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:25,083
[sighs]

1217
01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:26,876
[softly] I might not even be here.

1218
01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:39,825
[children] <i>♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪</i>

1219
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:43,576
<i>♪ Once I caught a fish alive ♪</i>

1220
01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,956
<i>♪ Six, seven, eight, nine, ten ♪</i>

1221
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:50,498
<i>♪ Then I let it go again ♪</i>

1222
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,170
<i>♪ Why did you let it go? ♪</i>

1223
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:57,170
<i>♪ Because it bit my finger so! ♪</i>

1224
01:08:57,250 --> 01:09:00,250
<i>♪ Which finger did it bite? ♪</i>

1225
01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:03,293
<i>♪ This little finger on my right! ♪</i>

1226
01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:04,955
- [Alva] Good job!
- [children] Yay!

1227
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:06,791
All right, that's it for today.

1228
01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:08,285
And, um... homework!

1229
01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:10,495
Oh! Uh... I forgot about homework.

1230
01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,101
- You know what? No homework.
- [boy laughs]

1231
01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:13,745
Am I the best teacher ever or what?

1232
01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:14,833
What...

1233
01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:16,535
- happened here?
- Oh.

1234
01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:20,080
Yeah, I thought
I would give the place an update.

1235
01:09:20,166 --> 01:09:22,666
Everybody knows rotting fish is so over.

1236
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,380
How did you pay for this?

1237
01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,668
Hmm?

1238
01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:29,080
- Your savings?
- Well, not all of it.

1239
01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:31,246
Actually, yeah, all of it.
But check it out.

1240
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,493
I think it looks pretty good.

1241
01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:35,671
What about starting
far, far away from here?

1242
01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:36,750
Where's that Alva?

1243
01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:38,751
Someone would have to be pretty stupid

1244
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,476
to want to leave this place now.
[chuckles]

1245
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,790
Don't you think?

1246
01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,080
I... guess.

1247
01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:47,286
You guess? Oh, wow.

1248
01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,745
You have no idea what you've done, do you?

1249
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:52,080
Ugh. Come on. I'll show you.

1250
01:09:58,333 --> 01:10:00,213
Now, would you take a look at that?

1251
01:10:00,291 --> 01:10:02,291
[laughter and indistinct chatter]

1252
01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:10,958
<i>♪ Silent night ♪</i>

1253
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:14,921
<i>♪ Holy night ♪</i>

1254
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,210
Merry Christmas, Miss. Alva!

1255
01:10:19,291 --> 01:10:20,601
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Postman!
- Merry Christmas.

1256
01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:21,955
Good evening, Postman Johanssen.

1257
01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:23,711
- Hello.
- Miss. Alva.

1258
01:10:23,791 --> 01:10:25,041
[children giggling]

1259
01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:33,250
[children exclaiming and laughing]

1260
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:38,630
Not quite the same place,
is it? [chuckles]

1261
01:10:41,458 --> 01:10:42,628
[straining]

1262
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:44,583
[panting]

1263
01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:46,208
[knocking at door]

1264
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:50,420
[speaking Saami]

1265
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,500
[Jesper] Hey.

1266
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,331
What're you doing here?

1267
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:54,666
[visitors speaking Saami]

1268
01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:05,830
A true act of goodwill, huh?

1269
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:07,626
Always sparks another.

1270
01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:09,208
Never fails.

1271
01:11:09,916 --> 01:11:12,826
Remember, put the letter in the envelope.

1272
01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:15,226
- And pass it down the line.
- Come on! It doesn't have to rhyme.

1273
01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:17,476
- [Mrs. Krum] That's right, keep at it.
- Keep it short and sweet!

1274
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:19,170
No extra points for good spelling.

1275
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,809
- Oh, you're doing so great, pumpkin.
- [Mrs. Krum] Let's go! One letter!

1276
01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:24,473
[Mr. Ellingboe] Come on,
it doesn't have to be Shakespeare, people.

1277
01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:27,750
[grunts]

1278
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:30,665
Whoa!

1279
01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:32,880
Steady, ol' girl! Easy does it.

1280
01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,791
Oh, wow!

1281
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:41,630
[indistinct chatter]

1282
01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:45,038
Uh-huh. Smooth lines. Good. Nice work.

1283
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:47,750
Hello!

1284
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:49,541
Hi.

1285
01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:53,788
[sighs]

1286
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,995
What am I supposed to do, huh?

1287
01:11:57,083 --> 01:11:59,043
[Jesper] <i>Stay forever in this little town?</i>

1288
01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:04,628
<i>Hanging out with an old woodsman?</i>

1289
01:12:04,708 --> 01:12:06,378
[upbeat music playing]

1290
01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:08,918
[laughing and cheering]

1291
01:12:10,791 --> 01:12:12,331
<i>Surrounded by crazy people?</i>

1292
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:15,786
[Márgu giggles]

1293
01:12:37,166 --> 01:12:38,826
<i>Never wanting anything more?</i>

1294
01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:51,170
- [indistinct chatter in Saami]
- [Márgu giggling]

1295
01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:55,576
Okay, are you gonna do that part or...

1296
01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:57,206
How about you finish these and...

1297
01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:58,291
- [gasps]
- Whoa!

1298
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,375
[women speaking Saami]

1299
01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:09,171
They insisted,
and I didn't want to be rude.

1300
01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:11,500
I don't know... What do you...
Pfft. It's a lot of red.

1301
01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:12,923
What do you... Is it too much?

1302
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,420
- No.
- [knocking at door]

1303
01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:17,210
We'll just blindfold the reindeer
so they don't get dizzy.

1304
01:13:17,291 --> 01:13:18,517
- [chuckles] That's all. I'm kidding.
- Aw...

1305
01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:19,541
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

1306
01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:22,003
It looks great. It looks good.
It's nice. It's...

1307
01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:23,293
Hello, Jesper.

1308
01:13:23,375 --> 01:13:24,785
Dad? What?

1309
01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:27,915
[clears throat] Sorry.
Let's, um... Let's talk outside.

1310
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,460
It's a little cramped in here.

1311
01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:33,495
Dad, what're you doing here?

1312
01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,753
Time isn't up yet.
I've still got a few days until...

1313
01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:38,503
[chuckles] Fourteen thousand letters
out of Smeerensburg?

1314
01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:40,923
Well, I had to come and see it for myself.

1315
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,710
Dad, you can't just show up and...

1316
01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:44,581
Wait, what? 14,000?

1317
01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:47,126
- That's not right. It...
- [Mrs. Krum] Oh, but it is.

1318
01:13:47,208 --> 01:13:49,328
Don't be so modest.

1319
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:50,456
What're they doing here?

1320
01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:53,251
They were the ones who alerted me
to what you've accomplished here.

1321
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,543
We couldn't let such a feat go unrewarded.

1322
01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:58,165
Listen, whatever they told you...

1323
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,000
Well, then, ready to go?

1324
01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:01,463
Go? Where?

1325
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:03,791
[chuckles] Home, of course.

1326
01:14:03,875 --> 01:14:07,125
A deal's a deal. The ordeal is over.

1327
01:14:08,125 --> 01:14:09,125
Home?

1328
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:12,328
With the personal butler
and the breakfast in bed and...

1329
01:14:13,166 --> 01:14:14,246
my silk sheets?

1330
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,543
No one deserves it more.

1331
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:20,285
Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Klaus?

1332
01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:25,496
Oh, he was unbelievable!

1333
01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:29,133
Encouraging children to write letters
and go to school!

1334
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:32,288
[Mr. Ellingboe] Convincing the locals
to donate their labor to...

1335
01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,665
such a worthy cause.

1336
01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:36,333
[Johanssen] Indeed.

1337
01:14:37,041 --> 01:14:38,751
Well, shall we then?

1338
01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:43,461
Perhaps a minute to say your goodbyes,
of course.

1339
01:14:47,041 --> 01:14:48,831
Please, I can explain.

1340
01:14:48,916 --> 01:14:50,916
- I was...
- Oh, it's very clear.

1341
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,250
You just duped everyone

1342
01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,633
so you could get back to your
puffed-up life back in the big town.

1343
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:56,578
Something like that?

1344
01:14:56,666 --> 01:15:01,576
No! No. Well, at first maybe, yes,
but, Alva, please come...

1345
01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:02,666
Alva, please come back.

1346
01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:06,630
If I, I didn’t get the letters,
I’d be cut off, but things changed!

1347
01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:08,418
[speaking Saami]

1348
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:09,830
Jesper!

1349
01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:12,286
- [sobbing] Jesper!
- Márgu...

1350
01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:16,293
Klaus, just listen. I...

1351
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:18,575
Everybody's out to get something, right?

1352
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,041
[Johanssen] I thought...

1353
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:44,713
well, a bit of hardship
might help straighten you out,

1354
01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:46,711
but even I must admit that...

1355
01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:50,331
Well, let's just say that there's
certainly a bright future

1356
01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:53,746
for the man who brought postal service
to Smeerensburg, that's for sure.

1357
01:15:53,833 --> 01:15:57,083
And speaking of the future,
I look forward to discussing...

1358
01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:04,131
One down, one to go.

1359
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,420
If you ask me "who" right now, I swear!

1360
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:29,331
Well, now, finally leaving, aren't we?

1361
01:16:29,416 --> 01:16:31,496
[chuckles] I... uh...

1362
01:16:32,166 --> 01:16:33,246
Anchors away, Captain.

1363
01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:35,963
- We're sailing off at once.
- Well, that's a first.

1364
01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:36,961
I beg your pardon?

1365
01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:39,671
Never saw a postman
looking more miserable leaving

1366
01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,290
than on the day they came in.

1367
01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:45,080
Oh, well. Best leave it alone, I say.

1368
01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:47,246
I'm sure it's nothing that could fester

1369
01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:50,213
and eventually become
a source of resentment and regret.

1370
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,383
[Márgu] Jesper!

1371
01:17:23,083 --> 01:17:24,883
[panting]

1372
01:17:24,958 --> 01:17:26,458
[speaking Saami]

1373
01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:33,786
[sobbing] Jesper.

1374
01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,165
[speaking Saami]

1375
01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:36,460
[crying]

1376
01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:39,208
Cheer up, little one.

1377
01:17:41,625 --> 01:17:43,375
I think I may have missed my boat.

1378
01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,575
[gasps] Jesper!

1379
01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:51,626
[Jesper] So I told him.
I told him everything.

1380
01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:54,666
And then he turned to me, and he said...

1381
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:56,710
[chuckles] ...he'd never been
more proud of me.

1382
01:17:57,208 --> 01:17:59,828
And he hugged me. Can you believe that?

1383
01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:01,126
I thought he'd be mad.

1384
01:18:01,208 --> 01:18:03,998
[speaking Saami]

1385
01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:05,503
Well, yeah, sure. I'll miss it.

1386
01:18:05,583 --> 01:18:09,923
The big house, the having my every whim
tended to, the silk sheets.

1387
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,750
Oh, God, the silk sheets!
Can we change the subject?

1388
01:18:12,833 --> 01:18:15,133
[both laugh]

1389
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:17,668
Anyways, anybody can get off a boat.

1390
01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:20,750
The real trick is gonna be
convincing Klaus and Alva to give me an...

1391
01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,583
What? What's that?

1392
01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:25,875
It's the clans!

1393
01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:28,963
Klaus!

1394
01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:34,288
[man speaking Saami]

1395
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:38,875
[Klaus] Slowly.

1396
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,788
Slowly. Slowly.

1397
01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:42,955
A little bit...

1398
01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:49,461
[Mrs. Krum] Well, well.

1399
01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:51,875
Isn't this convenient?

1400
01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,208
[gasps and speaks Saami]

1401
01:18:54,041 --> 01:18:55,291
What're you doing here?

1402
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,495
Why, we were just thinking,

1403
01:18:57,583 --> 01:19:01,253
"Don't our children
also deserve a present?"

1404
01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:02,583
And lookie here!

1405
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:05,036
You've already got her favorite thing
in the world.

1406
01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:07,375
A nice, big piñata!

1407
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,628
- [all gasp]
- Hey, you put... [grunts]

1408
01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,748
...one hand on those toys and I swear I...

1409
01:19:11,833 --> 01:19:13,253
Stand back. All right.

1410
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,333
Do what you will with the toys.

1411
01:19:15,416 --> 01:19:16,876
But no one gets hurt.

1412
01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:19,208
Suits us just fine.

1413
01:19:19,291 --> 01:19:20,421
[Magdalone and Olaf grumble]

1414
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:23,960
How long until children
go back to the old ways

1415
01:19:24,041 --> 01:19:26,831
once there are no toys to bribe them with?

1416
01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:29,956
How long until they
turn against each other?

1417
01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:35,461
And how long until the grown-ups follow?

1418
01:19:36,666 --> 01:19:37,746
[gasps]

1419
01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:39,503
- [screams]
- [Jesper screaming]

1420
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,130
Jesper?

1421
01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:48,288
The postman!

1422
01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:54,248
Ha! Eat our snow, you...

1423
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,876
They're not attached.
Why aren't they attached?

1424
01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,017
I thought they were attached.

1425
01:19:58,041 --> 01:20:01,081
I would never, in a million years,
have done what I just did

1426
01:20:01,166 --> 01:20:02,601
if I didn't think these were attached.

1427
01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:03,665
After them!

1428
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:07,250
Who leaves a sleigh
unattached like... Aah!

1429
01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,543
Destroy those toys!

1430
01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:10,875
- Stop them at any cost!
- Mine!

1431
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,578
Mine! Mine!

1432
01:20:14,083 --> 01:20:15,333
- Mine!
- [Olaf chuckling]

1433
01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:19,793
[Magdalone in raspy voice] Mine...

1434
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:23,576
Mine!

1435
01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:32,538
I could really use a hand here.

1436
01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:35,205
"Use." Interesting choice of word.

1437
01:20:35,291 --> 01:20:37,711
Really? You're gonna
go for the guilt trip now?

1438
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,961
Smash those toys to pieces!

1439
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,248
The toys!

1440
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:49,673
- We have to close that bag!
- What do you care?

1441
01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,790
- I thought you were leaving.
- Great. Sure. I'll tell you what.

1442
01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:55,825
Let's continue discussing
what a horrible person I am

1443
01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:59,286
while I most likely break my neck
trying to save the children's toys,

1444
01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:01,455
- why don't we?
- Get down there!

1445
01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:03,211
- Stop those toys!
- [screaming]

1446
01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:04,955
[laughing]

1447
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:06,711
Uh... Klaus?

1448
01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:08,541
Hmm.

1449
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:13,788
[all scream]

1450
01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:20,041
Nice move! How'd you know
I wouldn't get knocked off too?

1451
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,825
Never mind. Don't answer that.

1452
01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:22,916
[screams]

1453
01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:24,963
- Mine!
- [Jesper] Whoa!

1454
01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:27,211
Go! Go! We're dead!
We're dead! We're dead!

1455
01:21:27,291 --> 01:21:28,541
Mine!

1456
01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,785
- [growls] Mine!
- [exclaims]

1457
01:21:32,791 --> 01:21:33,791
[grunts]

1458
01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:35,213
[Mr. Ellingboe] Pumpkin!

1459
01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,461
I'm still proud of you, you hear me?

1460
01:21:38,166 --> 01:21:39,826
[ice cracking]

1461
01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,745
[exclaims]

1462
01:21:44,291 --> 01:21:45,831
Mine?

1463
01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:55,833
We're losing toys!

1464
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:57,173
[grunts]

1465
01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:58,250
[gasps]

1466
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:01,673
[both screaming]

1467
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:04,333
[grunts]

1468
01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:07,041
- [all screaming]
- [Mrs. Krum] Oh, no!

1469
01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:08,559
- Stop! Stop!
- [Mr. Ellingboe] Oh, my goodness!

1470
01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:11,253
- Oh, no, no, no! No!
- [groans]

1471
01:22:13,083 --> 01:22:14,083
[Jesper screaming]

1472
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:17,750
[grunting]

1473
01:22:20,708 --> 01:22:21,708
[groans]

1474
01:22:22,791 --> 01:22:23,791
[grunting]

1475
01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,325
Jesper! Let go!

1476
01:22:27,416 --> 01:22:30,036
- It's not worth it!
- Are you crazy? No!

1477
01:22:35,916 --> 01:22:36,916
[panting heavily]

1478
01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:39,666
[panting]

1479
01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:43,035
See? Nothing to it. Just...

1480
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,415
[Mrs. Krum] I wouldn't be so sure.

1481
01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:48,958
Wait! No, no, no!

1482
01:22:49,458 --> 01:22:54,788
No! No, no, no! No!

1483
01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:05,076
This town was built
on resentment and spite.

1484
01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:08,076
And it'll stay that way
as long as a Krum...

1485
01:23:08,166 --> 01:23:09,376
Or an Ellingboe!

1486
01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:10,288
Ugh.

1487
01:23:10,375 --> 01:23:12,745
...have something to say about it.

1488
01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:16,000
Let's go. We're done here.

1489
01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:18,833
[Mr. Ellingboe] Well said.
Wait, does that mean the feud is back on?

1490
01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:20,166
No more truce?

1491
01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:21,670
[Mrs. Krum] First thing tomorrow.

1492
01:23:22,791 --> 01:23:24,421
[Jesper] A true act of goodwill.

1493
01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:26,416
What was that?

1494
01:23:27,833 --> 01:23:28,833
[grunting]

1495
01:23:31,291 --> 01:23:33,581
A true act of goodwill...

1496
01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:36,325
always sparks another.

1497
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:39,381
I think you hit your head
pretty hard, dear.

1498
01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,918
You should lie back down.

1499
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:43,920
You don't believe me? Turn around.

1500
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,130
What?

1501
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:46,830
Turn around.

1502
01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:52,083
- Mine.
- [Mrs. Krum gasps]

1503
01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,376
- Pumpkin!
- Honey!

1504
01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:55,208
- Drop that immediately!
- Mine!

1505
01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:57,226
- [Mrs. Krum] Honey! Sweetie!
- Let go and come back here right now.

1506
01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:58,934
- [Mrs. Krum] Get down from there!
- [Magdalone] Mine!

1507
01:23:58,958 --> 01:23:59,788
[Mrs. Krum] It's Mama calling.

1508
01:23:59,875 --> 01:24:01,642
- [Mr. Ellingboe] Put the boy down.
- [Mrs. Krum] Remember Mama?

1509
01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,536
[Mr. Ellingboe] You don't know
where he's been.

1510
01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:05,325
Klaus, I don't know what to say.

1511
01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:06,916
If I hadn't...

1512
01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:07,958
[thumps]

1513
01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:12,748
What's this?

1514
01:24:20,750 --> 01:24:23,040
The presents in the sleigh were all fake?

1515
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,955
[Klaus] Give me a little credit. [grunts]

1516
01:24:25,041 --> 01:24:27,171
I wasn't going to let them have the toys.

1517
01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:29,670
- But how did you know that...
- Kids talk, you know?

1518
01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:31,380
And if kids happen to be talking

1519
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:33,958
about their parents plotting to form
an angry mob,

1520
01:24:34,041 --> 01:24:35,581
then, you know, teachers listen.

1521
01:24:35,666 --> 01:24:36,876
It was a simple plan.

1522
01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:40,828
[grunts] They would destroy
the decoys and leave.

1523
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:44,036
But then you showed up
and made it complicated. As usual.

1524
01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:45,745
So, all this was for nothing?

1525
01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:48,631
Oh, I wouldn't say that.

1526
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:54,500
Shall we then?

1527
01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:17,583
He came! He came!

1528
01:25:17,666 --> 01:25:18,956
[all laughing]

1529
01:25:19,041 --> 01:25:20,631
- Yeah!
- Mine's the big one!

1530
01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:25,456
I told you! I told you he would come!

1531
01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:27,331
Mom! Come here, quick!

1532
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,326
- Yes!
- Yeah!

1533
01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:31,706
- It's just what I wanted!
- He came! He came! He came!

1534
01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:35,541
Dad! Mom! Wake up! You have to see this!

1535
01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,920
[children laughing and cheering]

1536
01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:46,745
[Jesper] <i>Life went on.</i>

1537
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,875
<i>And Smeerensburg continued
to change for the better.</i>

1538
01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:53,625
[horse whinnies]

1539
01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:56,833
[chuckles]

1540
01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:58,498
<i>Poetic, don't you think?</i>

1541
01:25:59,416 --> 01:26:00,416
[spits]

1542
01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:02,420
<i>As for Alva and I...</i>

1543
01:26:04,416 --> 01:26:08,576
<i>well, what'd you expect?
Of course she loved me.</i>

1544
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:11,666
[mimicking kisses]

1545
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:13,333
[sighs]

1546
01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:18,575
<i>Every year, come the Christmas season,
the letters started pouring in.</i>

1547
01:26:19,083 --> 01:26:21,923
<i>More and more each time,
and from farther away.</i>

1548
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,080
<i>We </i>did <i>have to expand the operation,</i>
<i>just like we had planned.</i>

1549
01:26:25,916 --> 01:26:29,326
<i>More children, more toys, more towns.</i>

1550
01:26:35,416 --> 01:26:37,666
It's so bright you can even see at night.

1551
01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:40,960
Oh, look over there!
See the red and yellow along the rim?

1552
01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:45,434
[Jesper] <i>The years went by.</i>

1553
01:26:45,458 --> 01:26:48,018
Any chance for a hot cup of coffee
for your neighborhood mailman?

1554
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,420
What is on your face?

1555
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,210
What? You don't like it?
I think it looks good on me, don't you?

1556
01:26:56,291 --> 01:26:58,631
- [chuckling]
- Be honest. Alva hates it.

1557
01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:00,208
[Jesper] <i>Each better than the last.</i>

1558
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,000
[grunts]

1559
01:27:02,041 --> 01:27:04,711
<i>And then, on the 12th year...</i>

1560
01:27:08,583 --> 01:27:09,583
[sighs]

1561
01:27:17,708 --> 01:27:19,628
[bird houses chiming]

1562
01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,581
I'm coming, love.

1563
01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:43,166
[inhales deeply]

1564
01:27:52,375 --> 01:27:53,875
[birds chirping]

1565
01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:20,996
[Jesper] <i>I looked for him everywhere.</i>

1566
01:28:22,916 --> 01:28:26,286
<i>I asked everyone,
but we just couldn't find him.</i>

1567
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:28,750
<i>No goodbye.</i>

1568
01:28:29,958 --> 01:28:31,418
<i>No explanation.</i>

1569
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,500
<i>Nothing.</i>

1570
01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:34,456
<i>It was as if he had just...</i>

1571
01:28:36,666 --> 01:28:37,916
<i>faded away.</i>

1572
01:28:40,708 --> 01:28:42,708
[children laughing]

1573
01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,245
All right.

1574
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:49,253
I've got two urgent deliveries here,
Postmaster, sir!

1575
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:51,003
The letters are getting in the envelope.

1576
01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:52,923
Proceed to stamp the letter.

1577
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:53,830
[kisses]

1578
01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:55,286
Another stamp. [kisses]

1579
01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:57,642
- Signed, sealed, to be delivered!
- [Alva and children chuckle]

1580
01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,416
- Nighty night, kids!
- Go to sleep, now.

1581
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,517
[girl] Night, Mom! Night, Dad!

1582
01:29:00,541 --> 01:29:02,131
- [Alva] Good night.
- [boy] Good night.

1583
01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:21,805
[Jesper] <i>What happened to him</i>
<i>after that...</i>

1584
01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:24,420
<i>how, why...</i>

1585
01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:28,328
<i>I can't even begin to comprehend.</i>

1586
01:29:29,291 --> 01:29:32,331
<i>I stopped trying to
make sense of it a long time ago.</i>

1587
01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:47,923
<i>- What I do know...</i>
- [sleigh bells jingling]

1588
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,380
<i>...is that once a year...</i>

1589
01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:53,248
<i>I get to see my friend.</i>

1590
01:30:07,083 --> 01:30:10,423
<i>♪ How many nights do you lie awake ♪</i>

1591
01:30:12,083 --> 01:30:14,673
<i>♪ In the darkest place? ♪</i>

1592
01:30:14,750 --> 01:30:18,630
<i>♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪</i>

1593
01:30:18,708 --> 01:30:21,748
<i>♪ How many days do you share the pain ♪</i>

1594
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:26,290
<i>♪ Of your darker days? ♪</i>

1595
01:30:26,375 --> 01:30:30,205
<i>- ♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪
- ♪ All I know is ♪</i>

1596
01:30:30,291 --> 01:30:35,961
<i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>

1597
01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:41,751
<i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>

1598
01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:44,463
<i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>

1599
01:30:45,125 --> 01:30:46,825
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1600
01:30:46,916 --> 01:30:50,246
<i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>

1601
01:30:50,916 --> 01:30:52,666
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1602
01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:58,290
<i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>

1603
01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:01,625
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1604
01:31:01,708 --> 01:31:04,878
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1605
01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:08,168
<i>♪ How many words does it really take ♪</i>

1606
01:31:09,541 --> 01:31:11,921
<i>♪ To make a change? ♪</i>

1607
01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:15,076
<i>♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪</i>

1608
01:31:15,166 --> 01:31:16,166
<i>♪ Mmm, mmm ♪</i>

1609
01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:23,003
<i>♪ How many fights is it gonna take
To convince what joy could bring? ♪</i>

1610
01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:25,963
<i>♪ Ay-ah, eh-oh, eh-oh ♪</i>

1611
01:31:26,041 --> 01:31:28,081
<i>♪ All I know is ♪</i>

1612
01:31:28,166 --> 01:31:33,826
<i>♪ If happy lives a mile away
A couple steps is all it takes ♪</i>

1613
01:31:33,916 --> 01:31:39,576
<i>♪ If kindness lives in everyone
Then all it takes is standing up ♪</i>

1614
01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:42,416
<i>♪ Can't touch it, see it ♪</i>

1615
01:31:43,083 --> 01:31:44,753
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1616
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:48,463
<i>♪ But you can always feel it ♪</i>

1617
01:31:48,541 --> 01:31:50,131
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1618
01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:56,328
<i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>

1619
01:31:56,416 --> 01:31:59,246
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1620
01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:02,043
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1621
01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:05,325
<i>♪ You can't take it, steal it ♪</i>

1622
01:32:05,958 --> 01:32:07,668
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1623
01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:11,170
<i>♪ But you can always be it ♪</i>

1624
01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:13,328
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1625
01:32:13,416 --> 01:32:19,496
<i>♪ The greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>

1626
01:32:19,583 --> 01:32:23,253
<i>♪ Are invisible ♪</i>

1627
01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:25,793
<i>♪ Greatest things you'll ever know ♪</i>

1628
01:32:25,875 --> 01:32:28,995
<i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>

1629
01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:30,833
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1630
01:32:30,916 --> 01:32:34,746
<i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>

1631
01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:36,503
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1632
01:32:36,583 --> 01:32:40,583
<i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>

1633
01:32:40,666 --> 01:32:42,286
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1634
01:32:42,375 --> 01:32:45,825
<i>♪ They are invisible ♪</i>